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You Shouldn't Be Here
We're not a good fit...
Yo.
You’ve made a mistake.
As far as I’m concerned, the only people who should be here are:
Dedicated Students
Advanced Writers
And Experienced marketers
I don’t have any time for wannabes or TikTok-brained teens, so if that’s you, click off the email (Unsubscribe)
I don’t know what you thought this was going to be, but whatever it was:
You’re wrong.
This isn’t some BS copywriting course where I sit around and give you daily affirmations and lame lessons.
This is where I show you exactly what to do and how to do it.
No fluff…
No room for interpretation…
And certainly no hand holding…
I don’t have time to babysit, so here’s the plan…
You’ll receive daily insights outlining how you can:
Drastically improve your copy in less than 4 weeks (So you can make more money for yourself and your clients)
Hypnotize prospects over sales calls with my proven templates (So you can close high-ticket prospects effortlessly)
And keep prospects engaged at every part of the funnel (So you can upsell them later)
It’ll give you a much-needed reality check on how to approach the game going forward.
(Especially after what happened in 2024)
That’s all you need to know for now.
Peace out,
Zach.
P.S. Tomorrow we start on the first bullet point, but if you want to get paid to showcase what I’m going to show you, use this.